4 reasons why Duffel Blog should moderate the VP debate
We’ll ask the hard-hitting questions.
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Guardsman solves horse-sized duck vs. duck-sized horses field problem
The barracks room debate is over, thanks to the National Guard.
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Walz earns support with key 'guys who consider Kuwait a deployment' demographic
Walz has seen the horrors of routine training events in partner countries.
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Spray tan and Diet Coke being tested for bullet proof qualities, Pentagon says
The former president may be onto something.
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Semi-literate gunny won’t stop saying 'demure'
He reads at a third-grade level.
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'It's like living in a school zone,' says rattled secret service agent protecting Trump
"What am I, seven years old?” said Special Agent David Radcliff.
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Pentagon reveals soldiers have eaten cats and dogs for decades
"It turns out that the mysterious meat served in DFACs was not the ‘Grade-H beef’ we claimed."
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Berkeley home depot unveils 10% military surcharge
"A perfect way to show our veterans how much this community respects their service.”
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Al Qaeda marks 9/11 anniversary with honor flight to New York
The State Department has condemned the plan as “appalling” and “outrageous,”
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Air Force one makes emergency landing at dairy queen
The president really wanted a Blizzard®
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Future Gold Star families torn over who will offer least support when their child dies
"Do I want Trump to forget to call me or Harris? It’s a pickle.”
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5 dead, 3 hospitalized after airmen try MREs on a dare
Don't try this at home, kids.
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Corpsman recommends masturbating into clean, dry socks
'Yes, CLP is a lubricant. No, it is not meant for you'
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Trump criticized for 'sneaking in a quick nine' at Arlington national cemetery
“Where’s McCain?” Trump asked. “I want to make a chip shot off his headstone.”
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Opinion: This page maliciously left blank
You can’t control Ctrl+F me? Well, Ctrl+F you, pal.
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Iran threatens Israel with 'Updog' weapon
Iran has remained tight-lipped on the exact nature of this new threat.
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Is America ready for a POG vice president?
“I thought I could trust J.D., but this changes everything,” said Gertrude Witherscotch, an 87-year-old voter.
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US condemned over airdrop of omelette MREs to Gaza
"We cannot stand idly by while the basic rights and tastes of Palestinians are trampled upon," said one resident.
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Walz faces court martial for “veteraning while Democrat”
"A profound betrayal of all men and women that put on the uniform.”
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Lance corporal asks squad leader to step aside for the good of the country
"For the good of the country and my own ass, he should step aside as squad leader.”
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Lieutenant not sure why he’s in this meeting
“I was told to be here at 1400, so I showed up."
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North Koreans celebrate Kim Jong un winning every Olympic gold medal
“The divine athleticism of our Dear Leader has shocked the war mongering West."
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SECDEF crushes 9/11 mastermind's skull with his bare hands
“KSM’s lawyers can try to appeal, of course, but it remains to be seen whether that is successful."
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Army judge rules E-4 mafia has immunity for official acts
Boosting E-4s fits in the judge's personal agenda she calls “Specialists First!”
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Project 2025 to cut veterans
GOP blueprint offers bold vision to sacrifice those who have sacrificed
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