This week in American power projection: the map was wrong, the dorms were fine, and the travel card was for official purposes.
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DOGE says ‘22 a day’ isn’t nearly enough
“Look, 22 a day just isn’t going to cut it,” said DOGE chief Elon Musk.
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Trump nominates giant floating pile of trash to lead Coast Guard
Upon confirmation, Giant Floating Pile of Trash will replace relieved commandant Adm. Linda Fagan.
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Mustachioed Navy officer, obsessed with Japan and toe shoes, still single somehow
So weird.
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Navy corpsman refuses to give Motrin, tourniquets
“I am making Havoc healthy again,” says Kennedy.
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Duffel Blog's guide to making a horrific aviation accident about your politics
It is absolutely critical to work fast before all the facts come in.
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Pentagon says Space Force can sleep inside tonight since it’s so cold
"Given the extreme cold, we thought it only humane to let the Space Force come inside for the night."
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North Korean soldier given sharpie for first time draws penis
So typical.
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Department of Government Efficiency unable to find single chief warrant officer to fire
“You can’t fire me if you can’t find me,” read a note at the bottom of a coffee mug at Marine Corps Base Camp Lejeune.
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DoD rushes to add obvious 'woke' things to keep Hegseth busy
“Hey, someone close the door, the weekly interoffice gay pride parade is kind of loud.”
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Elon Musk appoints Donald Trump as Commander-in-chief
Musk emphasized that Trump’s leadership would bring “business savvy” to future military operations.
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'I'm not a perfect person' says Hegseth, who is not even a sort of ok person
“Is Pete a cheater? Sure, but who among us isn’t?” one senator asked in front of his bewildered wife and mother of his six children.
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Navy fighter jets issued reflective belts to reduce friendly-fire incidents
CNO Adm. Lisa Franchetti announced the new measure yesterday.
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Author of DoD AI policy clearly going through breakup with AI girlfriend
Sure, you can feel a little bad for the guy.
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Hegseth vows to implement new 'don’t ask, don’t tell' drinking policy
If he smells like tequila, ask no questions, and he’ll tell you no lies.
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Local Marine recruiter fist fights Matt Gaetz over high school senior
"I have no idea why my former Congressman was here in a red convertible Mercedes."
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SOF in crisis after POG terrorist stacks more bodies than career Green Beret
"Our nation expects only the best from SOF, including their transition to the crazed veteran life."
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A Duffel Blog holiday break
Merry Christmas! We're going on vacation.
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Santa’s sleigh vaporized by heavy anti-aircraft fire over New Jersey
Santa’s sleigh has been lost to integrated air defense fire
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Help save a Fort Carson soldier from starving this holiday season
"Operation Star-Spangled Sustenance" aims to feed hungry soldiers for just $1.23 a day.
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Retiree at commissary reads entire label of Campbell’s chunky soup out loud
The soliloquy was witnessed by an audience of dozens in Aisle 3 during the lunchtime rush.
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Pentagon says it can't obey orders to attack fellow Americans at current funding levels
Senior defense officials have major concerns about obeying such orders without additional funding from Congress.
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New Department of Gov. Efficiency seeks majors and staff NCOs as military liaisons
The new agency is seeking military-grade efficiency.
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Hegseth announces new $HARP program to combat military sexual assault
The 2025 Pay Harassers and Assault Reporters Plenty program is coming soon.
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Incoming DNI Tulsi Gabbard vows to delete 'fake' intel connecting her to Russia
Meanwhile, local IT professionals have been baffled by a sudden surge in job listings for “data sanitization experts."
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Ex-Army sniper prepares for potential VA healthcare cuts
"Look, I get it. Balancing the budget is hard," he said, gesturing toward a stack of unopened medical bills.
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