First female Navy SEAL maintains standard of being Oakley wearing D-bag
Piss test first thing Monday
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Navy
The service that floats around the world looking for Wi-Fi.
Netflix announces all-female remake of US Navy
Suddenly "long, hard, and full of seamen" jokes less relevant
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Bergdahl last seen wandering toward Navy recruiting office
Navy next service on tap to ignore countless red flags
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Navy seal under fire for lewd OnlyFins account
One million subscribers say "Ar-Ar!'
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Navy pilot first to complete distance education top gun
Iceman can be his IT support anytime
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BIGPENIS: Navy erects virtually unhackable communications network
IT Lessons from a time when ships were wood and men had it
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Navy relieves ship captain over repeated wordle losses
This is unsat.
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Russian Army-Navy game ends in HIMARS strike
A winning score.
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Navy selects Nintendo 64 operating system for shipboard computing
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Navy recruiter promises a dozen eggs to each new enlistee
The program is getting eggcellent results.
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Navy finds arson best way to mothball littoral combat ship fleet
That's one way to handle it.
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Navy sends influencer to Super Bowl instead of fixing your ship
The Navy brand is getting real, getting better
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Navy spills green diesel over aquifer on st. Patrick's day
Kiss me, I'm glowing!
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US Navy sub accidentally collides with downed reaper drone
The Navy has categorized the event as a Class-A Oopsie.
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I lived it: I stole the Navy goat, and now I just … have a goat
We all do some foolish things in our youth when we don’t understand the consequences. For me, a lighthearted prank saddled me with a goat for the rest of
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President Trump orders Navy to scuttle USS John S. McCain
TOKYO—President Donald Trump has ordered that the crew of the USS John S. McCain (DDG-56) to scuttle the ship. The order, relayed through acting Acting Defense Secretary Patrick Shanahan,
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Navy says its not the size of the fleet, but how you use it
NORFOLK, Va.—The Navy says the size of its fleet is just fine, thank you, and to stop counting its ships and start thinking about the service’s skill in
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Pentagon relieved to discover tankers in gulf of oman just collided with US Navy warships
WASHINGTON — Officials at the Pentagon breathed a collective sigh of relief this week after receiving word that the tankers damaged Thursday in the Gulf of Oman were actually accidental collisions
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Guam finally capsizes
THE PACIFIC OCEAN—After years of warnings from Congress, the island of Guam has finally capsized, according to several Department of Defense officials familiar with the matter. Satellite imagery confirmed
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Navy relocates BUD/s to fort Leavenworth
FORT LEAVENWORTH, Kan. — The US Navy has decided to get in front of some of the SEAL controversies by relocating BUD/S to Fort Leavenworth, home of the Army'
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Haunted Navy lodge room still worth the rate
SAN DIEGO, Calif. — Sources at the Navy Lodge on North Island have reported multiple sightings of terrifying apparitions and demonic sounds coming from Room 453. However with a beautiful balcony
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Coast Guard asks to crash on Navy’s couch 'just for a little while'
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Navy football unveils “Donald Duck heritage” pants-less uniforms for Army/Navy
ANNAPOLIS, Md. – Ahead of the annual Army-Navy game, Navy Football has unveiled their custom 2019 game uniforms. The uniforms are Donald Duck themed and come complete with a custom helmet,
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Navy: Obese sailors more buoyant, save billions in life jacket costs
PENTAGON — Sailors’ waistlines may be expanding, but their increased buoyancy is saving the Defense Department billions of dollars in life-jacket costs, according to a study released by the Navy. The
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Navy combat fatness test starts soon for chiefs and super chiefs
THE PENTAGON — The Army may have a new physical fitness test, but the Navy has countered with a new Combat Fatness Test. All chief petty officers and above are going
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