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The company has been "an industry-leading innovator in bullet point technology for over five decades."
“Thank you, Jeff! Thank you, Tina! Your service is not forgotten."
“Hey, someone close the door, the weekly interoffice gay pride parade is kind of loud.”
Musk emphasized that Trump’s leadership would bring “business savvy” to future military operations.
“Is Pete a cheater? Sure, but who among us isn’t?” one senator asked in front of his bewildered wife and mother of his six children.
Sure, you can feel a little bad for the guy.
If he smells like tequila, ask no questions, and he’ll tell you no lies.
Senior defense officials have major concerns about obeying such orders without additional funding from Congress.
The new agency is seeking military-grade efficiency.
The 2025 Pay Harassers and Assault Reporters Plenty program is coming soon.
President-elect Donald Trump’s Secretary of Defense nominee, Pete Hegseth, has hit an unusual roadblock.
“Just in time before peace breaks out!” Biden declared. “Maybe.”
This is "information incoming Secretary Pete Hegseth is going to want to be aware of right away."
He was one of many candidates in the running. Here's the full list.
Tuberville says his stance is not only morally correct but is also a means of solving a military personnel crisis.
“Honestly, that is the biggest tragedy,” said Navy recruiter and Tiktok dance sensation Petty Officer 2nd Class Drea Avila soberly.
The former president may be onto something.
"We cannot stand idly by while the basic rights and tastes of Palestinians are trampled upon," said one resident.
“KSM’s lawyers can try to appeal, of course, but it remains to be seen whether that is successful."
Strangely, the Marine Corps has remained most resilient to this loss of electronic military communication.
"Destroying happiness within our military is a good financial decision."
“Look me in the eye and tell me you’ve never thought it would be a good idea to split 10s,” the Secretary remarked sternly.
Finally an internal reporting program that might work.
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