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4 May Hegseth buys second suit Pentagon officials say acquisition marks rare deviation from secretary’s standard-issue outfit 2 min 27 Apr Retirees alarmed as troops stop pretending Iran War makes sense Retirees at Fort Brag say there's been a breakdown in troops’ willingness to repeat official talking points. 2 min 24 Apr Pentagon defunds anti–think tank missile Officials say program unnecessary given existing self-censorship 2 min 22 Apr Reservists to fight Iran one weekend a month, two wars a year Pentagon unveils ‘drill-based operational model’ to maximize readiness, minimize funding 2 min 20 Apr Iran plans blockade of American blockade of Iranian blockade Strategist say counter-counter-counter blockade is 'time-honored naval move' 2 min 17 Apr Pentagon orders posting of Ten Commandments, exempts killing, lying and stealing Senior leaders say morality must remain flexible 2 min 13 Apr Pentagon field testing Toby Keith song about Iran Officials say track captures ‘classic early-2000s invasion energy’ 1 min 30 Mar Americans shocked to learn war in Iran still ‘ongoing’ two weeks after they stopped checking Experts say national focus shifted to pickleball by Friday afternoon 2 min 25 Mar Hegseth shocked to learn he also has to ‘find out’ after fucking around Pentagon confirms conflict has entered “find out” phase for both sides 2 minThe Duffel Brief, by electronic mail



