Drinking eight Rip Its a day could help you live longer, study by specialist with no teeth says
FORT CAMPBELL, Ky. — An intensive 10 year study completed by a U.S. Army soldier with pus-filled abscesses where his teeth used to be suggests that drinking in excess of eight Rip-Its per day may help humans live longer, sources confirmed today.
Spc. Brett Luers, who was both the subject and administrator of the study, told reporters that he estimates he…
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