As we stand on the precipice of yet another shitty little conflict, I was taken aback with the news that the Selective Service website recently crashed due to the overwhelming number of citizens searching for how to avoid a potential draft. It is beyond disappointing to think that in this nation, the pinnacle of western democracy, we have so many soulja boys looking for an out in the off chance they’ll be called on to superman that ho.
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