WASHINGTON, D.C. — "What?" With this one ironically clear word, the 148th United States Unintelligible Staff Non-Commissioned Officer of the Year (USOTY) Competition effectively came to a close.
DOHA, Qatar — The International Playing Card Stacking Federation announced that its first All Middle East competition will be postponed for the 99th time since it was first announced in 1915,
The following is an opinion article written by Muhammad, son of Abdullah, Prophet of God and Apostle of Islam (Peace be upon him). In the name of God the Beneficent,
The following is an open letter from the Islamic Republic of Iran to the United States Senate. Dear Mr. Tom Cotton, et al, We received your letter from March 5.
The following is an opinion article written by the members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. It has come to our attention that another company grade officer has very publicly
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — The professor and students in Dane Bright’s 9:30 Modern European History class have recently concluded an hour-long meeting about new ways to fuck with him,
PANMUNJOM, South Korea — Friday's summit between North and South Korea came to an unexpected halt after North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un used his brief landmark visit to South
WASHINGTON — In prepared remarks today, President Donald Trump warned rival nations that any aggression would result in "frighteningly random" reactions from the United States, which even he could
(English) RANCHO MIRAGE（兰桥米拉市）, CA （加州）—— 在中美周五的双边对话之后，巴拉克·奥巴马和习近平发布了联合声明，声明中阐述了一系列的原则，包括：两国完全不赞同对方对基本上所有问题的处理方式；双方除了经济上的纠结不断以外，没有共同利益；双方将继续在所有较量中动用任何手段来破坏对方。 然而，声明中双方领导人说到两国的殊死较量并不会影响彼此的根本友好关系，中美在相互摧毁对方的同时也享受着这份友谊。从稍后的新闻发布会上获悉，双方在朝鲜问题上达成突破性共识。 “我催促他（习近平）解决中国的后盾——朝鲜（问题）”，奥巴马说，“中美双方都感到头疼沮丧。最后，习近平说到：别再让我做你明明就知道我做不到的事情了。
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