SAR team recovers copilots lost on par 5
It's unclear how many strokes the aviators will be penalized.
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Biden deserts presidency to fight in Ukraine
Wagner group no Cornpop
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Breakthrough in Marine Corps technology now allows for shorts so short they reside inside the wearer’s butthole
Schmedium no longer enough
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NORAD Santa tracking systems to eventually track real things
Command critical to national survival requests patience
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8 grunt style t-shirts that scream 'I can't move on'
There's one for every professional veteran.
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USMC 'training and education 2030' calls for 70% Marine literacy within decade
Out: Coloring books and crayons. In: Comic books and Letters to Penthouse
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Commissary limits retirees to two war stories per visit
Do not make eye contact. Just back away.
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Command Sergeant Major suggests Ukraine tell Russia to stay off its grass
Also suggests assigning Russian Generals to area beautification
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Recruiting woes leads Army to revamp 80's slogan
USAREC: "This'll get 'em!"
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Coast Guard petty officer insists you call him coast guardian
PO1 finds religion
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Washington post asks veterans to just kill themselves already
"The best fiscal move for this country?...The data says yes.”
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Donald Trump forced to move to barracks following NJP
"Only I can survive the ninja punch," says former reality star
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Army casts jonathan majors in new murder mystery set at Fort Hood
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
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Air Force drops ‘join today, get laid tomorrow’ recruiting slogan
"Get A-Head In the Air Force" probably out too
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U.S. Army W.T.F! Moments changes name to "sadly, no longer surprising Army moments"
"Yeah, that tracks," acknowledges Army spokesman
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become a government civilian
A life of quiet desperation is still a life
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Ukrainian airman found working side hustle at Kherson Green Beans
Jet mechanic skills currently less valuable than caffeination
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Air Force biolab criticized for toxic work environment
Maybe if you showed you actually deserve to be here your life would get better
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Survey finds 90% of women join military for pockets
Rampant misogyny just a nice bonus
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‘Butt hurt’ now covered by VA disability
All claims to be submitted from trucks via GoPro
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Air Force dining facility receives Michelin star
The chow hall is booked for the next year.
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VA authorizes veterans to stop growing beards
"Times change," said VA Secretary Denis McDonough.
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Russian Army officer touts 'open window' policy to new recruits
Leadership 101, folks.
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Local family tired of dad's daily Ukraine war briefings
They keep pushing back dinner time.
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Army: Dahmer missed several mandatory SHARP trainings
PowerPoint saves lives.
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