Oorah! Stand at ease, please!
Yeah I know you weren’t at attention, I just wanted to say that so I could feel like a real officer. What are you up to? Nothing? That doesn’t seem very productive. Are you reading anything good right now? No? You’re not reading anything?
Wow, that’s very ... blue collar of you. Say, if you’re looking to get on my intellectual level (since I’m a college graduate and all), I could lend you this awesome book I just finished. I think you might like it. It’s called “Pay the Hooyah Frog,” by a former SEAL.
