Amid Omicron surge, National Guard called up to man entire DoD

They're here, they're there, they're everywhere!

By Blondes Over Baghdad

PENTAGON — As the omicron variant rages, National Guard units have been called up to serve as school bus drivers, substitute teachers, food bank employees, and now, cover down on the entire Department of Defense.

“When General Milley tested positive for Coronavirus, we were worried at first,” said Pentagon spokesman John Kirby. “Bu…