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Army sergeant's steampunk top hat springs class III leak in formation

Army sergeant's steampunk top hat springs class III leak in formation

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Oct 05, 2022
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FORT LEONARD WOOD, Mo. – Army Sgt. Pennyworth Montgomery's notably complex steampunk top hat sprung a class III leak in the middle of morning formation, sources confirmed today.

"I noticed it immediately," said Spc. Christie Jones. "One moment the steam whistle puffed away gentle bursts of vapor to release pressure. In the next, there was clear drop form…

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