'Call for Fyre Festival' dupes Millennials into enlisting
FORT SILL, Okla.—Millennial recruits and their helicopter parents are demanding answers after the Army's “Call for Fyre Festival” failed to deliver on its promises of extravagant music performances, celebrity appearances, and unrestricted free-fire zones.
The festival began as a recruiting gimmick to attract Millennials, but ballooned into a social-media phenomenon, enticing the nation’s youth to sign away years of their lives they would otherwise have been spent aimlessly racking up student debt.
Call for Fyre guaranteed access to exclusive clubs, such as Navy Federal Credit Union and the USO. The festival even offered premium packages for longer enlistments. For a six-year commitment, the High Value Individual, or "HVI," package included an an AC-130 airstrike and a selfie with a captured ISIS commander's corpse.
“Kids these days just aren't into duty, or selfless service, or endless war," said the festival's co-founder, Sergeant First Class Will McFarland. "But they love flashy shit l…
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