Coast Guard boat crashing through waves is having a f*cking blast!
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CAPE DISAPPOINTMENT — Witnesses in the southwestern corner of Washington state have reported that a 47-foot Coast Guard vessel was last seen having the time of its fucking life crashing through gigantic 18-foot breakers past the Columbia River bar.
The Coast Guard boat, known for its durability in treacherous weather, was heard yelling things like “WEEEE…
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