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Elon Musk, DARPA design military-grade jockstrap for Ukrainian president’s balls

Elon Musk, DARPA design military-grade jockstrap for Ukrainian president’s balls

Pretty sure they are made of steel anyways.

Zoltar the Malignant
Mar 05, 2022
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By Zoltar the Malignant

AUSTIN, Texas — SpaceX CEO Elon Musk has answered a plea from Ukraine’s embattled government for a revolutionary athletic supporter sturdy enough to hold President Volodymyr Zelenskyy’s gigantic pair of balls.

Within hours of receiving the request via Twitter from Ukrainian Vice Prime Minister Mykhailo Fedorov for a jockstrap capab…

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