Elves complain of double standard after Santa 'passes' PT test

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Dec 25, 2021

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By Hunter J. Keith

NORTH POLE, Republic of Claustria — Citing a pattern of hypocritical fitness standards, elves of the Arctic Toy Making Command expressed exasperation after Santa Claus once again obtained a waiver to pass his physical training test, a handful of elves told Duffel Blog on condition of anonymity.

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