"I’d do it all again if I had to,” says retiring Air Force public affairs officer

Despite the job satisfaction, quality housing, and exceptional quality of life

Yeah, he looks 19 and he’s a Colonel. It’s the Air Force, dumbass.

WASHINGTON D.C. — In a ceremony at the Pentagon, Air Force Col. and Public Affairs Officer Chip Cushjob retired after 29 years of service, declaring that he “would do it all again if [he] had to."

Cushjob said during his retirement speech, "I've spent three decades crafting my own perfect …