ISIS bride launches bath bomb business on Etsy
AL-HOUL CAMP, Syria – ISIS bride Hoda Muthana is fighting to return from Syria the old fashioned American way — by running her own business until she can afford the airfare home.
"I've always had this innate, entrepreneurial drive," said Muthana. "That's why I created my own line of bath bombs and started a business on Etsy."
Hoda's bath bombs had an immediate sales spike after launch. Her top sellers: Inshavanilla, 72 Virgin Bubbles, and Rosy Ménage Fàtwa. Despite the mostly positive reviews, some buyers weren't satisfied.
"These are without a doubt the worst batch of bombs I've ever purchased," said ISIS fighter, Mo Deaver, who planted a dozen 'Fresh Car Blast' bath bombs in the battlefield. "Not a single one went off — not one. Absolute rubbish."
At the National Ground Intelligence Center in Virginia, Army Lt. Col. Brian Curry has been overseeing a team of foreign technology experts as they scramble to understand the new rainbow-colored threats that have been popping up.
"We haven't yet…
Keep reading with a 7-day free trial
Subscribe to Duffel Blog to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.