Latrine artist hits creative block
A cock block?
By Blondes Over Baghdad
FORT BRAGG, N.C. —Spc. Harris P. Niss, a generator mechanic with the 82nd Airborne Division, realized his best artistic work was behind him and dropped his sharpie marker mid-nutsuck while sketching out his 69th dick on a latrine wall at an exercise at range 39 today.
"Am I a hack?” Niss moaned to himself between the beats of combat jacking in the next stall over. “I haven't produced anything new in three FTXes. When I compare myself to the greats, I wonder why I’m even pursuing my dream. Sgt. Peterman in 1st Platoon had drawn over 200 dicks by the time he made E-4. These days it takes me half a deployment just to finish a nutsack. When I die, no one will care about the hairy balls or thick ropes of thick jizz I've left behind, because what I do lacks a point of view. Maybe I should give up and go to law school."
Niss continued his soul searching while admiring an evocative butthole on the empty hand sanitizer dispenser that clearly…
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