Breakthrough in Marine Corps technology now allows for shorts so short they reside inside the wearer’s butthole
Schmedium no longer enough
In a groundbreaking announcement today, the Marine Corps unveiled a revolutionary new piece of technology that promises to change the way Marines run, the way they fight, and the way they pose for calendars. The Marine Corps has developed shorts so short that they actually reside inside your butthole.
Developed in response to growing concerns about heat …
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