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Marine removed from White House after biting Biden's dog

Not the first time. Probably not the last.

By Duffel Blog Staff · Bureau · 1 minute

Filed 10 October 2023 · 0638

White House photographers capture Zagursky and Commander prior to a “grunt bite”

A U.S. Marine Corps security guard has been removed from duty at the White House following reports that he bit numerous members of the White House staff, including President Joe Biden’s dog, Commander.

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