Netflix Announces All-Female Remake of US Navy
Suddenly "long, hard, and full of seamen" jokes less relevant
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Calm your tits, VetBros.
In a groundbreaking move sure to leave both viewers and seamen either clamoring for more or protesting in the streets, Netflix has just dropped the bombshell announcement of an all-female remake of the US Navy. The decision follows the recent trend of gender-swapped reboots, culminating in the astonishing casting of Admiral Lisa …
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