North Korea Requests Starvation Best Practices from Fort Cavazos

Rumors rampant of starvation and cannibalism amongst the rank and file

We will be welcomed as liberators.

STOCKHOLM – In a rare gesture of cooperation, North Korea is requesting an “open exchange” of information with the U.S., focusing on methods that officials at Fort Cavazos are using to prevent soldiers from eating.

The unusual North Korean request comes after shortages of eating options on Fort Cavazos forced junior sold…