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Russian General celebrates 2 weeks of not dying in Ukraine

Pretty solid record.

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Mar 28, 2023
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THE RAPIDLY MOVING RUSSIAN FRONT, UKRAINE — After snorting back his umpteenth shot of vodka, Russian Colonel General Sergei Surovkin said today marked “two whole weeks” of not being schwacked by plucky Ukrainian underdogs or some lurking inside attacker since assuming command of all Russian forces in Ukraine.

Surovkin, whose ill…

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