Opinion: There's the problem. The fuckin' doohicky ain't in the thingamajig

The following is an op-ed written by a soldier in your S-6 communications section.

Well now, there's your problem, soldier — the fucking doohicky ain't in that there thingamajig. Turn her right 'round and look under the hangin' on the bit that looks like a bump on the ass — that's where you'll find the solution.

Normally S-6 could just slide that puppy ri…