Strategist’s drinking policy fails to prevent, shape St. Patty's Day hangover

PENTAGON – Army Maj. Nate Walsh, a graduate of the Army’s prestigious Basic Strategist Arts Program, prevented to shape or prevent his own hangover on Saturday morning, sources confirmed.

Walsh, a loud advocate of the FA59 program at Kelly’s Irish Times late last night, used his training to carefully assess the ends, ways, and means of his St. Patrick's …