Stripper gives up officers for Lent
That one really weird Lieutenant coincidentally super depressed
Pretty sure she loves me.
FT. MOORE, Ga. — In an act of charity and sacrifice, the off-base pole snuggler known as Sister Merry’n Bury has started a new Lenten abstinence and charity trend: she's not stripping for officers.
“There’s an underserved population here in Georgia. I had it on my heart recently that I should reach out to the less fortunate, so I looked around one night: all these officers were giving me large tips, and there was some younger-looking guys, timid and wide-eyed, in one of the booths, so I asked who they was. They all said they was privates,” Bury said.
When the privates said they’d have to pool their money just to share a dance, it felt fundamentally un-Christian. Bury recounted, “Here are the boys out for a good time, and they can barely get the basics, so that’s when it hit me: let me serve the poor.” Merry asked her shift manager who “said that just for Lent, I could perform for less. That led to me just giving up officers altogether. And every Thursday, I perf…
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