Intel whistleblower accuses director of national intelligence of being Tulsi Gabbard
Officials deny claim, insist DNI ‘almost certainly a man’
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CIA destabilizes China by sending them Tylenol
Agency says it will weaponize Benadryl next
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Navy kicks off 'Incel to Intel' recruiting campaign
The service's novel approach is to recruit technologically adept virgins into the intelligence community.
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Incoming DNI Tulsi Gabbard vows to delete 'fake' intel connecting her to Russia
Meanwhile, local IT professionals have been baffled by a sudden surge in job listings for “data sanitization experts."
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Intel community to attract top talent with Hentai allowance
Otaku would be secondary MOS
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"Nailed it!", says Intel officer who assessed Middle East violence as "possible"
This kid is going places.
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Intel private who got classified tattoo now living in SCIF
No video games, no Dodge Challengers, not a single luxury
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Cuba intel mission struggling after death of Jimmy Buffett
Recipe for good lechon asado still escaping everyone north of Everglades City
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CIA concerned about TikTok’s "leak classified US intelligence" challenge
Totally sus videos living rent-free in their head
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CIA reveals secret North Korean sky dick drawing program
It's a ballsy move
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Nerd Intel officer won’t store top secret documents outside SCIF
Total dork probably eats his boogers
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CIA reveals Santa was killed in cambodian airspace in 1971
Recently declassified documents detail the top secret operation
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Snowden begins to suspect Russia spies on its citizens
The ex-NSA contractor seems a little too curious, say sources in Moscow.
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Agent penis reassigned after CIA intruder blows his cover
LANGLEY — Central Intelligence Agent Richard Penis has been reassigned to administrative duty after a woman compromised his secret identity by trespassing on CIA headquarters and requesting to speak with him,
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Intel officer won’t shut up about that one time he was right
BEALE AIR FORCE BASE, Calif. — Multiple sources report that Capt. William Best, an intelligence operations officer assigned to the 9th Intelligence Squadron, simply will not shut up about that one
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Lee Harvey oswald quietly added to CIA memorial wall
LANGLEY, Va. – Startled employees of the Central Intelligence Agency discovered this morning that Lee Harvey Oswald had been quietly added to the memorial wall at CIA Headquarters. Oswald is widely
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CIA agent Dennis rodman fails in Kim Jong-un assassination attempt
WASHINGTON — In a startling development, emails leaked from the Central Intelligence Agency have revealed what many in the intelligence community have been whispering: Former NBA star Dennis Rodman’s recent
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Intel officer plans to kill next soldier who uses 'Afghani' incorrectly
FORT BRAGG — The longest war in American history hasn't been perfect. With a failed surge, uncooperative puppet president, and a determined enemy, frustration runs deep in the Department
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CIA admits: Edward Snowden was top assassin
LANGLEY, Va. — In response to Edward Snowden's assertion that he was a spy for the U.S. government, the CIA has not only confirmed it, but added that
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Major thinks he can just walk into my Intel shop without an escort
The following is an opinion piece written by Army Sgt. Daniel Monahan. So there I am in the SCIF [Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility], just making sure everybody in the brigade
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Intel accuracy increases 272% after analysts begin reading entrails
FORT HUACHUCA, Ariz. — Surprising some in the intelligence community, newly-released data show that Army intelligence estimates have become almost 300 percent more accurate after analysts began the practice of reading
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Jane Fonda revealed as heroic CIA operative
LANGLEY, Va. — Jane Fonda, the actress labeled a traitor by the veteran community because of her activities during the Vietnam War, was actually a CIA operative who used her perceived
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Following top secret leak, david Petraeus reinstated as CIA director, given Backpay
WASHINGTON — David Petraeus has been reinstated as CIA Director and given $2.2 million in backpay following new legislation that decriminalizes the leak of top secret information, as long as
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Autocorrect fail leads to CIA waterboarding in semen
YEMEN — In a leaked Edward Snowden file recently decrypted by China, secret documents reveal that CIA agents accidentally waterboarded a pair of terror suspects in human semen, intelligence sources say.
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Intel officer uses all these big words
RAMSTEIN AB, Germany – Widespread panic occurred this week at 3rd Air Force Headquarters on Ramstein Air Base, Germany, after an intel officer used all these big words during his daily
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