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Marine One Crew Wishes President Would Shut the F--k Up Already

Punxsutawney Phil Predicts At Least Ten More Years Of War

GNC To Release Pre-Workout Dip
SAN DIEGO, Calif. – Sports nutrition giant GNC plans to release a new pre-workout smokeless tobacco product some time in 2015, Duffel Blog has learned. The experimental energy/nicotine product, codenamed

Marine ‘Emotionally Exhausted’ By Having To Plan To Kill Everyone He Meets

General Neller packs massive lip during Congressional hearing
WASHINGTON — The Commandant of the Marine Corps reportedly threw in a damn near baseball-sized sized bomb of Cope into his lip as a fellow general briefed a Senate Committee today,

'We're making real progress,' say last 17 commanders in Afghanistan
BAGRAM AIRFIELD, Afghanistan — The past 17 commanders of international forces in Afghanistan, as well as other US leaders, say the coalition is making "real progress" towards defeating the

'Eternal Flaming Wheelbarrow Full of Cash' picked as Global War On Terror Memorial
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The National Park Service has announced the selection of a design called The Eternal Flaming Wheelbarrow Of Cash as a memorial to honor veterans who served in

BREAKING: You need to report for a 'random' urinalysis

Rip It teases plan for GWOT 20-year-anniversary can
PLANTATION, Fla. — Rip It Energy Drinks teased plans for a unique can design that honors the 20 year anniversary of the Global War on Terror and will be available in

134 percent of Marines arrested in nationwide ASVAB cheating scam

Top Marine enlisted leader tells grunts in foxhole at least they're 'not in the Navy'
Could be worse!

Absolute psycho brought everything on the packing list
