Court takes everything from guy with 'Molon Labe' tattoo
"They came and they took it all"
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Marines: solving every problem with either a knife hand or C4.
The six guys who hit on your wife at every Marine Corps Birthday Ball
We’ve all heard the saying “Trust a Marine with your life, not your wife.” Those words ring truest on November 10, when Marines gather to celebrate their branch’s
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Marine Corps introduces maternity body armor
QUANTICO, Va. – After year of extensive testing, the Marine Corps announced it would begin issuing maternity body armor to expectant mothers and corpulent colonels by fiscal year 2021. “It’s
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Sgt. Maj. of the Marine Corps says he can quit getting haircuts whenever he wants
THE PENTAGON — Sgt. Maj. of the Marine Corps Troy E. Black screamed at the press today during a conference, saying, “I can quit getting haircuts whenever I want!” The outburst
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Marine Corps excited not to be first to infect everyone this time
PENTAGON — As the Joint Chiefs of Staff (JCS) settle in for a two-week quarantine following Coast Guard Vice Commandant Charles W. Ray’s positive coronavirus test, Marine Corps Commandant General
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Celebrities devastated by lack of invitations to Marine Corps balls
QUANTICO, Va. — Celebrities everywhere are devastated by cancellations of this year's Marine Corps balls due to Covid-19, sources report. “Every year I hope some teenager with a shaky
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New 6-foot Marine Corps bayonet protects against COVID-19
WASHINGTON — The Marine Corps has begun issuing a new socially distanced bayonet that is six feet in length, Brigadier General Spanky Sicklecell announced yesterday. “Stabbing the enemy at close range
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Panetta: Defense cuts will be ‘especially tough’ on Marine Corps
OCEANSIDE, CA - Defense Secretary Leon Panetta said Thursday night that the Marine Corps would be "deeply affected" by the coming cuts in the defense budget. Speaking to
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Marine scout sniper 'burning cross' logo raises controversy
CAMP PENDLETON, CA – The Marine Corps' Scout Sniper community has once again found itself embroiled in controversy this week, following the recent unveiling of a new unit logo which
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Son proudly follows in father's, grandfather's footsteps in faking military service
CLEVELAND, Ohio – John Jakeman always knew he wanted to be a fake veteran, ever since he grew up following his father Sullivan "Sully" Jakeman around to various veterans&
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Terminal lance creator revealed to be Sergeant Major of Marine Corps
CAMP LEJEUNE, NC – Enlisted Marines everywhere were stunned this week after learning that the creator of enlisted-life comic strip Terminal Lance is actually former Sgt. Maj. of the Marine Corps
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USS Haditha Accidentally sinks fishing boat, machine-guns survivors
MANAMA, Bahrain — In a rare setback for the international anti-piracy campaign off Somalia, U.S. Navy officials today admitted that the American warship USS Haditha accidentally sank a Chinese fishing
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PETA: Marine Corps terminology, ‘leatherneck’ term promotes animal abuse
CAMP PENDLETON, Calif. — A peaceful protest outside the main gate of Camp Pendleton has erupted into violence today as Marines and activists continue to spar over military terminology. The protestors,
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Chaos: General James Mattis announced as next commandant of Marine Corps
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a controversial move sure to send shockwaves throughout the Corps, President Obama announced today that Commandant of the Marine Corps Gen. Jim Amos will soon be
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Report: Base Corporal always in PT gear
CAMP PENDLETON, CA - From morning to evening colors, Base Supply Corporal Michael Jennings' attire is always green shorts, Nikes and a green skivvy shirt, sources reported Friday. "
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Following cultural awareness class, Marines burn down own embassy
KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA –The anti-American protests spreading throughout the Islamic world over an anti-Muslim film took a startling turn today when the Marine Security Detachment at the U.S. Embassy
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Dishonorable NCO forced to commit ritual suicide
FOB GERONIMO, AFGHANISTAN – As the light of the full moon shone over the zen garden in back of the company combat operations center, Captain Jaisun Tyson presided over the seppuku,
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US Army, Marine Corps facing charges of forcible sodomy
THE PENTAGON - Both the United States Army and Marine Corps are facing startling allegations of misconduct against millions of military members, including charges of forcible sodomy, according to an
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Marine Corps admits 5.0 Marines actually exist
QUANTICO, VA - The Marine Corps released an administrative message Friday admitting that despite what many of its staff non-commissioned officers (SNCO's) have claimed over the years, "
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Marine Corps releases new ‘red dawn’ recruiting commercial to theaters
QUANTICO, VA - Marine Corps officials are hailing the release of Red Dawn, the latest recruiting commercial to hit movie theaters nationwide. The roughly 90-minute spot, which hits theaters today,
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Returning patrol enjoys Thanksgiving feast of otis Spunkmeyer, near beer
NAWA, Afghanistan — A Marine infantry platoon with Echo Co. 2nd Battalion 7th Marines was pleasantly surprised today after they were greeted with an amazing Thanksgiving feast upon returning from a
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New study shows PTSD, alcohol lead to increased sexual performance
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A new study released last week suggests that Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) can not only be cured through copious amounts of alcohol consumption, but over the long
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Military to stop adding saltpeter to chow
WASHINGTON, DC - Boot Camp just got a little bit harder. Military officials announced that Basic Training dining facilities will stop adding saltpeter to their meals, as part of sweeping
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New Marine Corps show fights humor with humor
FORT MEADE, MD – Faced with the proliferation of unapproved military humor sites that undermine good order and discipline, the Marine Corps has launched its own official humor show to counter
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Marine Corps struggles to keep up with massive influx of female volunteers for Infantry
QUANTICO, VA — Marine Corps officials confirmed Monday they were having a difficult time keeping up with the thousands of females applying to the Infantry Officer Course, with some speculating on
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