After North Pole moves, NORAD assures Eric Trump it can still track Santa
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Department of Defense officials assured Eric Trump that a natural geologic shift of the magnetic North Pole would not jeopardize Santa Claus, his toy workshop, or Trump’s chances of receiving Christmas gifts, sources confirmed today.
Trump expressed concerns about observations that the magnetic north pole is drifting, which he believed…
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