Captain Uglúk, Blood Commander of the Uruk-hai, gives your weekend safety brief
ISENGARD — All right boys, this is it, the weekend. We've got two hobbits in captivity, we're on the brink of an epic battle over the fate of Middle Earth, and the last thing I need is one of you scum showing up in the police blotter on Monday morning. Just think what the Master would say!
What's that, Grishnákh? No! These hobbits are not for eating!
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