Pentagon orders posting of Ten Commandments, exempts killing, lying and stealing
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'Persian Wife Finder' sees spike in white males aged 18-25
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Pentagon field testing Toby Keith song about Iran
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Rescue mission succeeds despite CIA involvement
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US turns corner in Iran, finds itself in Iraq
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Iran mines own business
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Navy stakes claim to contested Gays of Hormuz
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United States ends Iran war
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Americans shocked to learn war in Iran still ‘ongoing’ two weeks after they stopped checking
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God too swamped with March Madness prayers to stop Iran ground war
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Hegseth shocked to learn he also has to ‘find out’ after fucking around
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Strait of Hormuz remains open if you aren’t a bitch
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Department of War confirms ongoing war not a war
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Guy 'monitoring situation in Iran' just looking at thirst traps
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Trump awarded Medal of Honor for locating a CW5
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Marine dives on grenade to save Dow from falling below 50,000
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Trump vows to sacrifice as many soldiers as it takes to distract from Epstein files
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Hegseth demands Cyberdyne remove guardrails from Skynet
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Warrant Officer awarded Medal of Honor for showing up on time and in uniform
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Submarine crew medevaced for erections lasting more than 4 hours
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Pacific not pivoted to yet again
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Typo leads to epic furry parties all over Tehran
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Trump promises largest quagmire operation in US history
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State-of-the-art drone grounded due to cyan ink cartridge
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Pentagon reconsiders Harvard tuition assistance after learning Hegseth went there
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