Marine sentenced to Leavenworth grateful for extra space, absence of toxic mold
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West Point replaces mission statement with dancing mule Tik Tok
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ChatGPT not allowed to learn MDMP, Majors remain relevant for now
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Military aide must ‘dummy cord’ nuclear football after leaving it on Biden’s Corvette
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Morbidly obese major has really squared away haircut
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USAF Offers to Donate A-10s to Ukraine. Or Anybody at All, Really. Please. Just F*cking Take Them Already
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Intel Community to Attract Top Talent with Hentai Allowance
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Secretary Austin caught skipping State of the Union by making same day Walter Reed appointment
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Local Man Unsure Which Global Terrorist to Sympathize With Next
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AFN presents The Geo-Bachelor
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US Joint Force Unsurprised to See Nation, Middle-East “Back on Their Bullshit”
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Military spouse genitals now CAC-enabled
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Breaking: MRE Jalapeño cheese spread terrible anal lubricant
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Corpsman Awarded Nobel Prize in Medicine for Mixing Tylenol with Motrin
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Marine ranks animals by how well he could take them in a fight
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DOD: Maybe this Osprey thing was actually a bad idea?
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Military Flyover During Puppy Bowl Causes Chaos on the Field
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Toby Keith Reunites with American Soldier
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Feds Lure TX National Guard From Border With Fake Hooters, Liquor Store
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Department of Defense: 'We're not smart enough to run a Taylor Swift PSYOP'
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