This soldier ACTUALLY knows your cousin/friend/old dry-cleaner
A friend to all.
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Navy relieves itself of command
It's about time.
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SECDEF exaggerating symptoms to keep staying at home
Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen.
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VA to offer free cup of coffee while you wait in line to die
TYFYS.
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National Guard deployed to enforce vaccine mandate on National Guard
Always ready, always there with an inoculation.
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Biden wanders into war room after hearing reports of Chinese lunch
Who doesn't love a good catered launch?
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US offers to trade back Bowe Bergdahl
Seems like a fair deal.
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Afghan interpreters left behind to translate cries for help
This could be interpreted as a bad decision.
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Spelling error leads to mandatory vacations for all US troops
How dare they force vacations on us.
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This Memorial Day, Eddie Gallagher reflects on those he totally didn’t murder
"It wasn't murdery murder."
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Pentagon to weed out extremists by banning Marine Corps
Don't say “Oorah” or “yut”
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Pentagon disappointed with results of ‘it’s just a little prick’ vaccine campaign
“It takes a little prick to stop Covid-19.”
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Trump adds prominent barracks lawyer to 'legal dream team'
“A pardon is basically, like, it’s not guilty, you know what I mean bro?
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