James Mattis's memoirs written entirely in crayon
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Trump downplays impending arrival of Galactus, Devourer of Worlds.
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Intel officer won’t shut up about that one time he was right
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Air Force robot dog sad it never had balls to lick
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Navy announces ‘paperless system’ with mandatory paper copies
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Spartan who missed phalanx forced to wear giant sundial for fortnight
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Who hates the troops? This vending machine won’t take challenge coins!
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Raytheon wins contract to send six guys to stare at shit
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More than 200 E-4s endorse ‘whoever gets us out of here by 1600’
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Six injuries that ice and Motrin would have fixed, but no—you want a $4,000 MRI
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Proud Boys form up at 0330 to standby to standby to standby to standby
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Walter Reed medics tell President to return during sick call hours
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Afghan task force will deploy to monitor U.S. election
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Marine Corps excited not to be first to infect everyone this time
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Morale skyrockets after mandatory fun event canceled
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Vet brand coffee beans pass through intestines of four vet bros before they hit your cup
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Space Force quarantines lieutenants in wormhole to protect them from COVID-19
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Trump and Biden give your weekend safety brief
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Michigan Militia fights to take back domestic terrorism industry from foreigners
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COVID-19 executes flu d’état, seizes control of US capital
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