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26 Aug Navy & Marines Hegseth declares blow jobs not gay if both men are fit, clean-shaven Secretary cites Spartan precedent, testosterone, and “warrior ethos” 2 min 16 Feb Veterans VA benefits reduced to 9mm and bottle of bourbon Secretary says package ‘covers most needs’ and ‘cuts out a lot of paperwork’ 2 min 9 Feb Pentagon Comic Sans named official font of Department of War Pentagon says change will improve lethality, readability, and morale 4 min 26 Jan Navy & Marines Chief’s ‘sea stories’ include at least 4 felonies Junior sailors unsure whether to laugh, report to NCIS, or contact The Hague 2 min 12 Dec Pentagon Hegseth says he supports contributions of ‘colored troops and broads’ Despite lacking a Ranger tab, defense secretary critiques women who earned theirs 3 min 26 Nov Veterans Study confirms best time to be in military was exactly 5 years before you joined Every generation agrees: yours ruined everything. 2 min 10 Nov Pentagon True patriot: Hegseth maintains BAC of .1776 at all times "Being perpetually blitzed isn’t medically advisable,” said a Navy doctor. “But behaviorally? It tracks.” 2 min 30 Jun Navy & Marines Noem visit to LA troops ends in gunfire, K-9 fatality DHS Secretary insists dog was ‘out of regs and possibly liberal.’ 2 min 30 Apr Navy & Marines Navy kicks off 'Incel to Intel' recruiting campaign The service's novel approach is to recruit technologically adept virgins into the intelligence community. 4 min
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