Air Force suffering from massive sky penis envy
NELLIS AIR FORCE BASE — Following news that the Marine Corps has made its own "sky penis" over Southern California just a year after the Navy pulled off a similar feat, the Air Force is reportedly "super jelly" and suffering a "massive case of sky penis envy," Duffel Blog has learned.
According to sources close to the matter, the issue is highly sensitiv…
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