Pentagon reveals soldiers have eaten cats and dogs for decades

"It turns out that the mysterious meat served in DFACs was not the ‘Grade-H beef’ we claimed."

THE PENTAGON — In a shocking revelation that has left troops nationwide questioning their dietary choices, the Department of Defense announced today that the meat served in military dining facilities (DFACs) for decades has been a mix of cats, dogs, and an occasional wet market bat.

Col. William Boyardee, U.S. Special Operations Command’s Snack Officer, …