Army unveils new logo that totally doesn’t resemble a butthole

You can't unsee it.

By Clay Beyersdorfer

Washington, D.C. — The U.S. Army revealed a new logo yesterday on social media as part of a larger rebrand.

The new emblem features a bold, modern design sure to impress military enthusiasts and casual observers alike. However, there is one thing that the Army wants to make crystal clear: this logo absolutely does not resemble a butth…