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Coast Guard drops trailer for ‘Cocaine Whale’

The working title, ‘Blow Whale,’ was dropped after a porn company sued for copyright infringement.

Slab Squatthrust
Apr 14, 2023
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By Slab Squatthrust

HOLLYWOOD - With “Cocaine Bear” finally streamable at home this weekend, the Coast Guard has dropped the trailer for “Cocaine Whale,” a story about a boarding team who had to battle a jacked-up Blue Whale on Satan's dandruff that the Coast Guard says isn’t based on anything else at all.

“Ours just happens to be appearing at the same ti…

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