Commissary limits retirees to two war stories per visit

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Apr 06, 2023

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FORT LEE, Va. — Seeking to regain lost productivity among commissary employees and active service members, military commissaries will limit the number of war stories a retiree may tell patrons and employees while shopping to two per visit, the Defense Commissary Agency confirmed today.

"War stories, like good food, should be consumed in moder…

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