Department of Government Efficiency unable to find single chief warrant officer to fire

“You can’t fire me if you can’t find me,” read a note at the bottom of a coffee mug at Marine Corps Base Camp Lejeune.

WASHINGTON — In its efforts to identify and eliminate waste in the federal government, the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) announced today that it could not physically locate a single chief warrant officer to fire.

“We’ve been told that chief warrant officers were among the most inefficient of all government employees,” said DOGE department he…