Elves failing new Christmas Festive Test at alarming rates
Many across the North Pole see the new test as bad tidings.
NORTH POLE — The readiness of the Total Holiday Force is in question after the surprise announcement from the Office of Santa Claus of a 40% naughty list rate on the new Advent Christmas Festive Test.
The Advent Christmas Festive Test, or ACFT, is Santa’s first holistic new holistic health and fitness test in 300 years. It provides Santa with an assessme…
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