F-35 diagnosed with ejectile dysfunction

Yet another embarrassing setback.

By As For Class

FORT WORTH, Texas — The F-35 has a problem many men can understand: ejectile dysfunction.

The $400 billion stealth fighter jet—designed to dominate the skies, protect our country from harm, and blow a lifetime’s worth of tax dollars—has recently been diagnosed with an unfortunate case of ED.

Recent events have served to highlight the severi…