Skip to content
America's Most-Trusted Military News

National Guard botches plan to suppress the vote

| 1 min read

WASHINGTON — Gen. David Hokansan, Chief of the National Guard, admits the service botched a nationwide plan to suppress the popular vote, sources report.

“Some state Adjutants General ordered their troops to block votes in pro-Trump districts,” Hokansan said. “Unfortunately others gave contrary orders, while some troops misinterpreted their orders and blocked votes that were pro-Biden. I'll take the blame for that.”

Miscommunication wasn't the only issue. Several units planned to intimidate voters but large numbers of personnel didn't feel like showing up that day. Other units were undeployable because they had too many people overweight and/or Cat 3 dental.

More Stories

Know someone who'd find this funny? Send it to them.

Your Cart

Your cart is empty

Browse the shop to find something you like.

Continue Shopping →
Subtotal
WELCOME10 — 10% off applied at checkout

Add more for free shipping.

✓ You qualify for free shipping!