Parents bribe service academies to not accept their children’s applications
WEST POINT — As a string of high-profile college bribery scandals come to light, the FBI has also uncovered that affluent parents are covertly paying service academy admissions to reject applications coming from their children, sources confirmed today.
“I wouldn’t want my child to suffer through a service academy either,” says chief investigator Gary Burkmire. “But there’s a right way and a wrong way for your kids to get ahead in life, and helping them avoid a subpar education through lies and crime is not the way to do it.”
Parents with children in service academies are outraged.
“So I, a poor single mother, have to watch my son go to West Point while rich parents have the privilege of seeing their kids amount to something in life?” asks Sheila Jones. “The wealthy elite really are evil.”
Burkmire has emphasized that the bribes were done without the knowledge of the children.
“Let’s make sure not to blame the kids here,” he told reporters. “Many of them were bright enough to be able to avo…
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