MEDCOM classifies hemorrhoids as sensitive items
Hospitals flooded with questions regarding retention
Buckle up, Buttercup
FORT SAM HOUSTON, Tx. — United States Army Medical Command (MEDCOM) has announced hemorrhoids will now be considered sensitive items. The decision means that soldiers seeking treatment for the condition will now be subject to increased scrutiny, regulation, retention rules, and somehow more bureaucracy.
The Army defines sensitive items
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