MEDCOM classifies hemorrhoids as sensitive items
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FORT SAM HOUSTON, Tx. — United States Army Medical Command (MEDCOM) has announced hemorrhoids will now be considered sensitive items. The decision means that soldiers seeking treatment for the condition will now be subject to increased scrutiny, regulation, retention rules, and somehow more bureaucracy.
The Army defines sensitive items as any item of particular value, military significance, or attractiveness requiring higher security measures and stricter accountability. Previously, sensitive items included weapons, ammunition, medical supplies, and paint for some reason.
According to a memo issued by MEDCOM, "Due to the sensitive nature of hemorrhoids, all requests for treatment will be subject to additional screening and approval. Patients may be required to undergo additional security clearance reviews to provide documentation before treatment can be authorized. These screenings will be conducted by the individual’s last S2."
The reclassification means that hemorrh…
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