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By Bad Lawyer
WASHINGTON — In the long-standing tradition of generosity at the holidays and limitless support for the troops, the United States Department of Veterans Affairs has announced a new program that will offer a free cup of coffee to each service member while they wait in line to die.
“We were inspired by recent Veteran’s Day promotions run by ch…
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