Gen. Dempsey Vows To Unmask The 'Doctrine Man'

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Soldier Hospitalized After Masturbating With CLP

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Gronk Spikes Nuclear Football

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EOD Techs Strike In Protest Of 'No-Alcohol' Policy

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In Desperation, Afghan Women Turn To PETA For Legal Representation

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Single Sailor With Nothing Better To Do Really Hoping To Work Late Again

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Mysterious 'Hillary' Turd Surfaces After 15 Years

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Submarine Captain Relieved For Fraternizing With Mermaids

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VA and BuzzFeed Partner To Clear Disability Claims Backlog

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Sailor Won't Shut The Fuck Up About Being In 'Pearl Harbor' For Three Seconds

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Army Teams Up With Whole Foods To Offer Non-GMO Soldiers

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Following Top Secret Leak, David Petraeus Reinstated As CIA Director, Given Backpay

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Marine Comes Out To Father As POG

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Sir, Somebody Called For You And It’s Urgent You Call Back. No, I Don’t Remember Their Name, Rank, Or Why They Called

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Army Recognizes Dedicated Soldier As Meat Gazer Of The Year

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Out-of-Regs Staff Sgt. Convinces Marine Privates He's With Delta

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Veterans In VA Waiting Room Accidentally Form Therapy Group

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Taliban Kicks Off Spring Offensive With Bake Sale

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Gen. Dempsey Says Iraq 'Not Strategically Significant'

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Pfc. With Huge Boobs, Three Bronze Stars, Says They’re Real

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