9/11 Truther Mysteriously Killed By Falling Building

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John Kerry Announces Protest Of Syrian Conflict As Soon As He Finishes Starting It

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Opinion: I Support The Troops As Long As It Doesn't Cost Money

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Nidal Hasan's Death Sentence Delayed By Supply Checkout

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A Visit From Bashar

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Obama Weighs Intervention After Secretary Hagel Crosses 'Drunk-In-Public' Red Line

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Marine Corps Limiting Liquor Sales In Effort To Keep Troops Fighting Mad

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Syrian Electronic Army Hackers Stranded On Marine Online Login Page

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Navy Chief Indoctrination Culminates In Human Sacrifice

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REPORT: Syrian President Bashar al-Assad Has A Smoking-Hot Wife

Oct 5, 2022 1 min read paid

Sailor Getting Tired Of Waiting Around To Push Missile Launch Button

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Michelle Obama Challenges Asma al-Assad To No-Holds-Barred WMD Cage Match

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Pentagon Claims 'Homeland' Is Unrealistic, Says No Marine’s Wife Is That Hot

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ISAF General Really Enjoying Forward Deployment To Kabul Restaurant Scene

Oct 5, 2022 2 min read paid

Meth Lab Discovered In General's Office At 29 Palms

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Syrian War Delayed For College Football Season

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Sergeant On C-17 To Afghanistan Puking Like He's About To Storm Normandy Or Some Shit

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Report: No One On Ship’s Bridge Has Any Clue What’s Going On

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Report: Solution To Syria Chemical Weapons Crisis Result Of Drug And Alcohol Bender

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Operation: Yard Sale To Ease Military Retrograde From Afghanistan

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