WASHINGTON โ The Atlantic editor-in-chief, Jeffrey Goldberg, has replied-all after he was mistakenly added to another Department of Defense Signal chat group that routinely leaks classified information, obscure memes, and, apparently, Russian intelligence collection opportunities.
Sources confirmed that the chat, named โJoint Ops Bantz ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ (NO FOREIGN),โ was intended for a small group of senior DoD officials, the country's transportation office, and Secretary of Defense Hegsethโs mother.
Instead, it included a curious mix of field grades, unpaid DOGE interns, a public affairs officerโs burner phone, Pete Hegsethโs mother (yeah, again), and, for reasons no one can explain, Goldberg himself (also, again).
Initially believing the chat to be a press pool group, Goldberg reportedly tried to keep up, only to be greeted with a barrage of eye-watering content ranging from โJRTC Thunderdome fight club rulesโ to a live play-by-play of a general officer trying to bypass CAC login for the 37th time.
โI just wanted to cover a story about military families overcoming adversity,โ Goldberg explained. โInstead, I got 200 messages debating if we could weaponize a horse, and whether we can force women in this country to have more babies like in The Handmaidโs Tale. I wish I could make this stuff up.โ