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Trump nominates Giant Floating Pile of Trash to lead Coast Guard

Upon confirmation, Giant Floating Pile of Trash will replace relieved commandant Adm. Linda Fagan.

Trump nominates Giant Floating Pile of Trash to lead Coast Guard
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